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[–] tilefan@lemm.ee 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

this is the second word that Gary Larson has added to the English language.

[–] electric_nan@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

First was Lupaslipaphobia?

[–] tilefan@lemm.ee 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Named after the late Thag Simmons.

[–] SadSadSatellite@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It's from an old far side cartoon

[–] solrize@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

So, Professor Jenkins, my old nemesis! We meet again, except this time, the advantage is mine! Quack!!!

[–] nichtburningturtle@feddit.org 5 points 2 years ago

100% justified.

[–] themeatbridge@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Normally, phobias are defined as an irrational fear. This one is not.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I have the world's stupidest phobia: overflowing toilets.

If a toilet overflows, I end up in another room in a fetal position in tears feeling like a complete idiot for being terrified of water.

This is the most relatable thing I've ever read. Toilet water is dangerous and people should treat it with more respect.

[–] OlinOfTheHillPeople@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago
[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 2 years ago
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[–] zante@lemmy.wtf 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Leate_Wonceslace@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Chickens are just ducks that don't know how to swim.

[–] zante@lemmy.wtf 1 points 2 years ago
[–] Meron35@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Ducks are necrophilic rapists that have corkscrew penises with explosive erections, so this is actually terrifying

[–] NeatNit@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 2 years ago

Can we make it a rubber duck? I'd like to be able to debug my code at any time.

[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago
[–] Teddy@programming.dev 1 points 2 years ago

Applicable Psychostic: Quack Kills