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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

RULES:

  1. Your post must be a screen capture of a microblog-type post that includes the UI of the site it came from, preferably also including the avatar and username of the original poster. Including relevant comments made to the original post is encouraged.
  2. Your post, included comments, or your title/comment should include some kind of commentary or remark on the subject of the screen capture. Your title must include at least one word relevant to your post.
  3. You are encouraged to provide a link back to the source of your screen capture in the body of your post.
  4. Current politics and news are allowed, but discouraged. There MUST be some kind of human commentary/reaction included (either by the original poster or you). Just news articles or headlines will be deleted.
  5. Doctored posts/images and AI are allowed, but discouraged. You MUST indicate this in your post (even if you didn't originally know). If an image is found to be fabricated or edited in any way and it is not properly labeled, it will be deleted.
  6. Absolutely no NSFL content.
  7. Be nice. Don't take anything personally. Take political debates to the appropriate communities. Take personal disagreements & arguments to private messages.
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[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 74 points 1 year ago (2 children)

It’s probably the Catholic converter.

[–] uuldika@lemmy.ml 20 points 1 year ago

or it needs a tithing belt adjustment.

[–] AMillionMonkeys@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

Catholitic?

[–] OutForARip@lemmy.ca 49 points 1 year ago (2 children)

When are we going to get an electric pope?

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

When they start dreaming of android sheep? 🤷

Anyway, who needs electric pope when we have Electric Callboy?

[–] reev@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Possibly the last place I was expecting an Electric Callboy reference. Excited to see them live later this year!

Here's another song for those curioushttps://youtu.be/Vf3LqQluWag

Non-germans fear the second half while Germans fear the first.

Personally, I'm not much of a zombie buff, but being from Germany's neighbor to the North, I agree that the first part is the terrifying part and prefer the music of the latter part 😄

They're also responsible for what is possibly the most bizarre video ever set to great music, and one of my favorite anythings ever 😄🥰

[–] InverseParallax@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Musk keeps trying to sell us a FSD pope.

Meanwhile he's blowing all the money on:

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 33 points 1 year ago

If you see lots of gold and silk, it means the Vatican is running rich.

[–] criss_cross@lemmy.world 23 points 1 year ago

Blue smoke means they got the coals just right to put the brisket on.

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Time to unscrew all the Cardinal spark plugs and check which ones are firing properly

[–] HKPiax@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Isn't it blue when you're burning oil?

[–] gnu@lemmy.zip 9 points 1 year ago

Yes, it is (even if it is normally more like white with a blue tinge). Black smoke is generally overfuelling.

[–] Cobrachicken@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Read: Paypal conclave. Too tired...

[–] Auntievenim@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Oh yeah I like my memes niche

real niche

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Clearly the Vatican needs a ring job.

[–] kenoh@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

It's like ChatGPT is trying to diagnose.