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[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Or lay them all out long ways and measure

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Or lay them all out short ways and measure

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

Or lay them all out diagonally and use the Pythagorean theorum

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Just look at how much you have when it's uncooked and then remember what that much looks like after it's been cooked? Should start to get an idea after a few hundred pots of pasta. 🙃👌

[–] [email protected] 35 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Noted. Start with a few hundred pots of pasta. Adjust from there.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Should work in theory 👌

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Instructions unclear. Smoked the pot, now I'm even more hungry.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 hours ago

[munchies intensify]

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Or you just say you cooked for many days.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

Exactly. I just cook the entire box, make enough sauce, then portion it out from there. No need to fuck with figuring out how much dry pasta is reasonable.

[–] lena 7 points 3 days ago (5 children)

My brothers and I use 500g... for 3 people. Yes we do eat a lot. And that's without the pesto, cheese etc

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Yeah that's 2-3× servings per serving

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

That could be a reasonable amount based on the person. I'm a large framed dude, and when I was seriously trying to bulk through 7 days a week of HIIT, I had to eat like 5,000 Calories a day. My resting heart rate did get to the low 40s for a while, so that was cool (doctor said it was a good thing).

Btw, eating 5,000 Calories of healthy food a day fucking sucks. It's basically like eating is your full time job.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I agree that 2.5× the serving makes sense if your goal is to eat 2.5× the calories.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

My mind is blown.

[–] lena 2 points 2 days ago

I'm quite thin, so nope I guess I do have a black hole in my stomach.

Once I get HRT I'll eat these kinds of portions more regularly to increase its effects.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

I can eat 500g by myself in a sitting... or at least in my prime when i wheighed 100kg but still people looked horrified when they saw how much i ate.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

Wow! I use 200g for 2 people and I thought I was using a lot!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

I usualy make around 200g... just for myself. It's not thaat crazy. I now a lot of people who do so. I'm a relatively thin dude. But to be fair I do a lot of sports (although I have been injured for the past 3 month and haven't stopped eating that much) I think it just realy depends on how effectively your body handles the food and therefore atrongly varies from person to person.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

In college I used to be able to down a full pound of pasta easily. Nowadays I get full after 20 noodles…

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

You make pasta when you want.

I make pasta out of soups...

We are not the same, and I'm not allowed to cook soups anymore.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago

Your dream of pasta and soup is real and it is beautiful, it's just called pho

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

Still must be consumed while fresh.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

I fail to see this as a problem. More pasta is always welcome.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

"it's Dean Martin's recipe, I always make too much"

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago (3 children)

How much dry pasta per person by weight?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Approximately .69 grams per kilogram should do it.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

That's ... actually pretty accurate

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

0.69 x 75 ≈ 52

I eat at least twice that amount

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Yes, overserving pasta is pretty common

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

you're saying I'm eating too much? for context this is when I'm only adding sauce and nothing else because a courgette alone is already too large to eat by myself

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Look at this guy, he can't handle a whole courgette

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

mayve I should try it once

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

A quarter or a third of a 500g pack depending on how hungry you are, 125g or 166g. In an Italian menu no more than 100g as a "primo", where the pasta dish is one of two main dishes and you are supposed to eat bread as a filler.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

I do 150g with a light sauce, like aglio e olio or chili oil. Maybe 75g if it's going with a bunch of veg and meat.