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[–] EisFrei@lemmy.world 101 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Pooping?

Picture looks like it's time for a diaper change soon.

[–] Absaroka@lemmy.world 30 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Considering he eats nothing but McDonalds, I'm guessing he's a world champion shitter.

Plus there was that whole "soiling himself in court" incident.

[–] HowAbt2morrow@futurology.today 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I’m gonna come out and defend him here because his excessive consumption of Diet Coke shields him from McDonalds impact on the gut.

[–] Absaroka@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

MAGA can't hold him accountable for anything!

;-)

And neither will the Vatican: The original Epstein “Island”.

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[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 32 points 1 year ago (1 children)

So that's why he sent the couchfucker. Now it all makes sense.

[–] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The Vatican has more gold than fort Knox. He lovveees gooold.

[–] Quadhammer@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

And after trading all of the gold in fort knox for meme coins....

[–] Sivecano@lemmy.dbzer0.com 32 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"Nobody knows more about manufacturing than me" - oops! wrong dipshit

[–] Ste41th@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 year ago

No no it’s technically correct, he manufactures lies

[–] But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world 28 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Fucked up part is he wouldn’t be in the top 10 most immoral popes

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

JD would have more claim to being Pope than Drumpf. How many Popes absolutely didn't kill their predecessor? Isn't it like 5 or 7 of them?

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I don't think you have to highlander the pope to become pope, but I'm not catholic

[–] CileTheSane@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 year ago

As far as I know, There Can Only Be One Pope.

[–] LaterRedditor@lemmy.world 26 points 1 year ago

Through another executive order right?

[–] standarduser@lemm.ee 22 points 1 year ago (2 children)

“We’re going to reclaim the holy land, did you know it belonged to us? To me? Yeah they promised it to us and didn’t give it to me. You heard it right? Yeah it’s gonna be a big land just for all of us! I’m gonna reclaim it and then you’ll see the coming of Christ, he’s going to say Don, you did great I had to come here to say it. And I know he will cause I’m the pope of course”

[–] GratefullyGodless@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

You forgot the bit where he'll claim that christ will have tears in his eyes as he proclaims how great trump is.

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[–] Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Honestly, the world would be far better if he was pope instead of president

[–] Tja@programming.dev 24 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

He would uncover all the kid diddling going on, because he hates competition.

Nobody diddles kids better than me, folks, nobody! Big kids, strong kids, come to me with tears in their eyes, say: sir, you diddled me as a kid, sir!

[–] Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Nobody diddles kids better than me, folks, nobody! Big kids, strong kids

...kids that climb on rocks.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Some smoke is white smoke. Some smoke is black smoke. I assume some smoke is good smoke. We’re gonna have the best smoke. Every cardinal says so.

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[–] the_trash_man@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

This picture probably already being posted in various facebook groups with zero irony

[–] Crumbgrabber@lemm.ee 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

" In all of history there has never been a better pope than me" " I'm saving Catholicism from a disastrous policies of all the previous popes." " I am the only one that can solve this".

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

He could tariff all the other religions!

[–] psx_crab@lemmy.zip 10 points 1 year ago

It's poping time

[–] REDACTED@infosec.pub 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Why does he eerily, slightly look like musk in that picturr

[–] 4grams@awful.systems 8 points 1 year ago

Married couples often start looking alike over time.

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

now we know why he sent the couchfucker to kill him

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I think Putin will try to pick the new pope. He already placed his asset as the US president, so now he's just looking for a challenge.

[–] LordWiggle@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Makes no sense, Russia is Russian orthodox, they have their own pope.

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Not the point. Putin don't care about religion he just want power and influence.

[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 year ago

Well, from what I know, a lot of his propaganda involves religion, and doing that could very well affect his image.

[–] Bezier@suppo.fi 2 points 1 year ago

They also have their own president

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 year ago

... Does the Pope golf in the woods?

[–] ssfckdt@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I thought the Dear Leader didn't have to pope

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[–] hopesdead@startrek.website 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

In practice he would have to be celibate.

[–] goldfndr@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

Another established norm to break?

[–] sunflowercowboy@feddit.org 5 points 1 year ago

So can I call dibs on declaring myself the second coming? Got the name.

[–] vane@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Life in America is so bad that their President needed to take second job to survive.

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I'd be down with that. Can do less damage that way.

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[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Finally going to settle the question of whether or not the Pope is Catholic.

[–] Wazowski@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

fake news, where did his tits go?

[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 year ago

Does "pope" no longer seem like a real word to anyone else here?

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 3 points 1 year ago

He is the popest!

further proof that he's the one who will save our lands~

may gold be with you~

You're really playing with fire here. Don't be like The Simpsons!

[–] menemen@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Would be interesting seeing his evangelical supporters justifying this.

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