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[–] Atomicbunnies@lemmy.dbzer0.com 26 points 1 year ago (2 children)

"Liberty Prime is online!"

[–] Milk_Sheikh@lemm.ee 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

La mort est une alternative préférable au vapotage

[–] JJROKCZ@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Death is a preferable alternative to vaping? I’ve not been learning French long but is that right?

[–] Milk_Sheikh@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago

Oui! Le tabac est une voie de la vie pour les Français - reject modernity, embrace Gauloises mon ami

[–] nick@midwest.social 7 points 1 year ago

Scanning for chinese invaders

[–] A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 23 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Reactor online.

Sensors online.

Weapons online.

All systems nominal.

[–] okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Now I'm looking to destroy some SRM placements at OP point Charlie.

[–] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 0 points 1 year ago

Surrender mode engaged

[–] BobbyGasoline@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Get in the damn robot, ~~Shinji~~, François!

[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago

Every weapon is either beyond radical/awesome or absolutely appalling depending on who it's being used on. If the timeline has these things being airdropped near Crimea's border to fight the Russians then it's a damn good timeline.

[–] p03locke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 1 year ago

A timeline where the Cube-Square law doesn't exist.

[–] untakenusername@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 year ago

very very good timeline. I wanna see this thing blow shit up

[–] Muaddib@sopuli.xyz 10 points 1 year ago

Where would you rather die? Here? Or in a Jaeger?

[–] astrsk@fedia.io 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] detun3d@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

Coming up next, Les Enfants Terribles.

[–] Spacehooks@reddthat.com 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Armour core timeline! Let's go to the stars!

[–] prinzmegahertz@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

More like amour core

[–] rhys@mastodon.rhys.wtf 6 points 1 year ago

@PugJesus Britain must develop its own independent mecha capability, and both nations must extend their umbrella of mecha protection to cover all of Europe right up to the border with Russia and Belarus.

Can't be letting ourselves be outdone by the French.