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Is this the good timeline or the bad timeline (lemmy.world)
submitted 10 months ago by PugJesus@lemmy.world to c/noncredibledefense@lemmy.world
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[–] Atomicbunnies@lemmy.dbzer0.com 26 points 10 months ago (2 children)

"Liberty Prime is online!"

[–] Milk_Sheikh@lemm.ee 16 points 10 months ago (1 children)

“La mort est une alternative préférable au vapotage”

[–] JJROKCZ@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Death is a preferable alternative to vaping? I’ve not been learning French long but is that right?

[–] Milk_Sheikh@lemm.ee 8 points 10 months ago

Oui! Le tabac est une voie de la vie pour les Français - reject modernity, embrace Gauloises mon ami

[–] nick@midwest.social 7 points 10 months ago

Scanning for chinese invaders

[–] A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 23 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Reactor online.

Sensors online.

Weapons online.

All systems nominal.

[–] okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

Now I'm looking to destroy some SRM placements at OP point Charlie.

[–] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 0 points 10 months ago

Surrender mode engaged

[–] BobbyGasoline@lemmy.world 17 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Get in the damn robot, ~~Shinji~~, François!

[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 14 points 10 months ago

Every weapon is either beyond radical/awesome or absolutely appalling depending on who it's being used on. If the timeline has these things being airdropped near Crimea's border to fight the Russians then it's a damn good timeline.

[–] p03locke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 10 months ago

A timeline where the Cube-Square law doesn't exist.

[–] untakenusername@sh.itjust.works 11 points 10 months ago

very very good timeline. I wanna see this thing blow shit up

[–] Muaddib@sopuli.xyz 10 points 10 months ago

Where would you rather die? Here? Or in a Jaeger?

[–] astrsk@fedia.io 10 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Metal Gear!?

[–] detun3d@lemm.ee 3 points 10 months ago

Coming up next, Les Enfants Terribles.

[–] Spacehooks@reddthat.com 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Armour core timeline! Let's go to the stars!

[–] prinzmegahertz@lemm.ee 2 points 10 months ago

More like amour core

[–] rhys@mastodon.rhys.wtf 6 points 10 months ago

@PugJesus Britain must develop its own independent mecha capability, and both nations must extend their umbrella of mecha protection to cover all of Europe right up to the border with Russia and Belarus.

Can't be letting ourselves be outdone by the French.