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[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Why is the aisle so narrow?!

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago

She’s a giant.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 weeks ago

Waitressposting

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Supermarkets around noon can be quite busy especially on weekdays.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

You expect me not to try and get my groceries and a deli sammich for lunch? You think I can motivate myself to do that shit after work?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Mate I did the same for a long time. I'm just saying the meme is odd because it makes it sound like supermarkets at noon are empty, they aren't and you're most likely never going to be the hottest person there.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Being the hottest person at the grocery store is not difficult.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Is this AI? Where else would someone find a single file grocery store isle?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago

Manhattan. There are some downright claustrophobic Westside Markets

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

It's possible, though I've been to small local grocery stores in rural areas like this.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Not everything that you don't like is AI, this is just "shitty photoshop" making it feel like it.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago

‘I dont cook, I dont clean, Lemme tell you how I got this ring’

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

*Walks into the store running a high fever from this damned flu.*

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk

I've got the flu, no time to talk

Muzak loud and samples warm, I've been coughing loud

Since this morn

And now it's all right, it's okay

And you may look the other way

But we can try to understand

This NyQuil dose effect on man

-Staggeringly High Fever

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

God I hope so, I'm gunning for the goal anyways.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

If you stil have to go to the grocery store you just have a different job. In the real "queen life" your assistants do the shopping for you.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago