cross-posted from: https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/post/14016013
Will they bring glory to me and my house?
this post was submitted on 13 Jul 2024
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They will have sex with your house
Interspecies sex is what got you into this minotaur mess. It isn't how you will get out of it.
I'm not so sure about that. If a mermaid and a centaur had a baby, there's a chance they'd give birth to a regular dude. Perhaps we're just not breeding minotaurs with the right things. Someone install Cloud Meadow and get back to me.
Looks luke someone doesn't know about the sea cow, better known as the manatee
Clearly you've never actually met a bard before. Haven't you ever wondered where half orcs come from? It's bards, always bards. Every. Single. Goddamn. Time.