Oh ravioli, oh ravioli, how I fuckin' love thee,
With your meaty insides and your doughy fuckin' shell,
You fill my belly and you make me feel so goddamn full,
I'd eat you every day, and never fuckin' tire of your delicious fuckin' taste.
You're better than any fuckin' woman, any goddamn drug,
You're the only thing that can make me feel so fuckin' good.
So fuck all you idiots who don't understand,
The power of the almighty fuckin' ravioli, the greatest fuckin' food in the land.