this post was submitted on 18 Apr 2025
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[–] peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 60 points 1 year ago (2 children)

There has been a time or two I didnt realize why my partner was strongly suggesting I stop the games and come to bed. I try not to make that mistake too often. I love it there.

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Picasso@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] IndiBrony@lemmy.world 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I, too, choose this man's wife

[–] peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 year ago

That makes it ok for me, to choose, you.

[–] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I wish my wife communicated her desire as explicitly as that comic, hah !

[–] Hexarei@programming.dev 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Maybe talk to her, and communicate your desire as explicitly as you just did to the internet?

[–] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 year ago

Oh I do! But life gets in the way. Turns it's hard to communicate when you're constantly exhausted and burnt out.

[–] jet@hackertalks.com 28 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Factorio will do that to a couple

[–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Sex isn't growing the factory, can't have that happen

[–] VindictiveJudge@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ah, but Factorio has multiplayer, and sex can lead to additional players to build the factory faster.

[–] Fortatech 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] sulgoth@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

I'll be real, it's not that off theme.

Those times where you finally get to play your new game and she wants sex, you gotta bite the bullet and do your duty

[–] Unlocalhost@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Wife before you have helped produce her desired number of kids.

[–] Sunsofold@lemmings.world 4 points 1 year ago

'Shut up! You can't tell me what to do! You're not my real mom!'

'What?'

[–] Rachelhazideas@lemmy.world -4 points 1 year ago

Yeah because women don't game. /s

[–] HellieSkellie@lemmy.dbzer0.com -4 points 1 year ago

Brother, is this AI