this post was submitted on 18 Apr 2025
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[–] peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 60 points 10 months ago (2 children)

There has been a time or two I didnt realize why my partner was strongly suggesting I stop the games and come to bed. I try not to make that mistake too often. I love it there.

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 25 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] Picasso@sh.itjust.works 15 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] IndiBrony@lemmy.world 23 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I, too, choose this man's wife

[–] peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 6 points 10 months ago

That makes it ok for me, to choose, you.

[–] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 18 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I wish my wife communicated her desire as explicitly as that comic, hah !

[–] Hexarei@programming.dev 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Maybe talk to her, and communicate your desire as explicitly as you just did to the internet?

[–] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 6 points 10 months ago

Oh I do! But life gets in the way. Turns it's hard to communicate when you're constantly exhausted and burnt out.

[–] jet@hackertalks.com 28 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Factorio will do that to a couple

[–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 21 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Sex isn't growing the factory, can't have that happen

[–] VindictiveJudge@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Ah, but Factorio has multiplayer, and sex can lead to additional players to build the factory faster.

[–] Fortatech 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] sulgoth@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

I'll be real, it's not that off theme.

[–] But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world 21 points 10 months ago

Those times where you finally get to play your new game and she wants sex, you gotta bite the bullet and do your duty

[–] Unlocalhost@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago

Wife before you have helped produce her desired number of kids.

[–] Sunsofold@lemmings.world 4 points 10 months ago

'Shut up! You can't tell me what to do! You're not my real mom!'

'What?'

[–] Rachelhazideas@lemmy.world -4 points 10 months ago

Yeah because women don't game. /s

[–] HellieSkellie@lemmy.dbzer0.com -4 points 10 months ago

Brother, is this AI