When my cat tried to fight those beetles (a relaxed, orange cat is pictured and labeled "my dumb cat.")
Date: last tuesday Location: The living room Result: Strategic beetle victory
Belligerents: my cat, some random beetles that got in the house
Commanders and leaders: Mars the cat, the one beetle with the spots
Strength: 1 cat, probably like 3-4 beetles idk
Casualties and losses: dignity, 1 beetle got squashed
