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[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Trump's property is valuable. Does that mean we can bomb Trump and take it?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Did he do decades of suicide bombings and rocket attacks and then a huge mass shooting of civilians?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Oddly specific.

How about systematic dismantling of environmental protections and trust in public health systems instead?

Because the answer is likely over half a million deaths on his hands:

https://www.forbes.com/sites/brucelee/2021/02/11/report-trump-associated-with-461000-deaths-in-2018-others-deserve-blame-though/

[–] [email protected] -1 points 1 year ago

I was contrasting to Hamas but those are fair points. I suppose I would have authorized a drone strike on Typhoid Mary, if she kept up her shit.