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[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

It's storm weather awareness week, so they've been running the alarms at random times here outside of Minneapolis. Thankfully, each town does it at different times, and when it's a real alarm we get it from all directions, so it's easy to tell the difference.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Heard them all go off at 6:45pm yesterday and had a moment of concern when I realized it was Thursday before looking it up.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago

Me living near a nuclear plant, hearing sirens but then realizing it’s a Wednesday at 10 AM.

The power company now has a service that sends a text message on days they’re testing the siren, which is helpful. They won’t use it for an actual emergency, I assume because an actual emergency alert would go out.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago (2 children)

MI here, we test ours the first Saturday of the month

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

Have a guest from Florida atm, and it still scares her every time lol

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

MI as well. Most towns I’ve seen test them on Saturday, but I have seen one that tested them on Wednesday.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

First Tuesday of the month and at 10am.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

tornado sirens on a noon during wednesday: chill tornado sirens at literally any other time: oh, oh no.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Oooh, I get to share my favorite link to Creepy Chicago Sirens

https://youtu.be/84TSpb6UEwc

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Fun fact: despite the videos claiming the sirens were broken, they actually weren't. The sirens (Federal Signal Modulators) were performing the Alternate Wail signal, a combination of the Wail and Hi-Lo signals. All Federal Signal electronic speaker sirens can perform this signal, as well as the mechanical Thunderbolt 1003 and 3T22 sirens also made by the same company. Chicago sadly switched to the standard Wail signal years back.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

Happy birthday Trevor Henderson.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Live in Oklahoma. Sirens get tested daily at noon. State doesn't fuck around.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago

Most days have a Noon, yes.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

oklahoma is tornado alley central. You kinda have to down there.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Yep, you always know when noon hits. If you're outside of course. It's not too disruptive inside.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

We get the tornado alarm test on the first Monday of the month at noon. Hope one never hits at that time, because nobody would bat an eye.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

A similar thing applies for Sweden, where there's a quarterly test of the public emergency warning system, which always happens at 15:00 on Mondays.

The system has the nickname "Hesa Fredrik" ("Hoarse Fredrik").

Since this system will be used in case of an attack in the event of a war, this means we have to contemplate if Russia is attacking or if it's just Monday each time we hear the signal.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

We test every first Monday at 11am, but after the siren, there's a voice saying that it's a test, broadcasted over the entire city. It was pretty eerie the first time I heard it.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

Nah just check the time, if it's noon you're good. If it ain't noon you check the news and make sure it isn't a scheduled one at 10am for some test because they're planning to replace the sirens with new equipment. If it ain't that because the internet's out then it's probably real but if not you got a moment to see if it's real for another reason

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

If I'm an ambitious tornado, I'mma touch down exactly at Noon on Wednesday. Y'all'n't seen that coming didja?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

I legit think that every time I hear it "if I was a tornado thisd be when I'd do it tell ya hwhat"

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

Start by checking the weather outside. If it's sunny and clear, no tornado. If not, start looking - places I've been at least, they've been reluctant to test if there's even much cloud coverage.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

First monday of the month for my area

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