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[–] [email protected] 88 points 3 days ago

CEO of a privacy-destroying company has his privacy destroyed

Surprised Pikachu

[–] [email protected] 36 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

Aww, shazbot.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 days ago

I'mma polish my balls so he can gargle 'em

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 days ago

Good stop saying toxic things.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 days ago

Yeah because of none of his employees respect him at all.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 days ago

Maybe you should shut the fuck up, then.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 days ago

Well he started it.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

ill fitting skin suit?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

Zuck sucks ducks and woodchucks