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[–] mp3@lemmy.ca 91 points 10 months ago

CEO of a privacy-destroying company has his privacy destroyed

Surprised Pikachu

[–] Bahnd@lemmy.world 36 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] gaja@lemm.ee 16 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] Bahnd@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

Aww, shazbot.

[–] Dr_Fetus_Jackson@lemmy.world 19 points 10 months ago

I'mma polish my balls so he can gargle 'em

[–] MyOpinion@lemm.ee 13 points 10 months ago

Good stop saying toxic things.

[–] metaldream@sopuli.xyz 12 points 10 months ago

Yeah because of none of his employees respect him at all.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Maybe you should shut the fuck up, then.

[–] Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone 0 points 7 months ago

he essentially said that in the memo-

he said he eill hav to be much less transparent-

[–] Eggyhead@fedia.io 9 points 10 months ago

Well he started it.

[–] lemmie689@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 10 months ago
[–] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 2 points 10 months ago

Zuck sucks ducks and woodchucks

[–] Ioughttamow@fedia.io 1 points 10 months ago

ill fitting skin suit?