this post was submitted on 09 Apr 2025
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For true stories that are so ridiculous, that you could have sworn it was an !theonion worthy story.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

mr zucc seems to need some privacy

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

There's just something satisfying with the cadence and repetition of the headline, in a "Leopards Eating People's Faces Party" kind of way.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Works for me too, but I argue against bullshit mantras

Sorry forgot to add my lack of empathy for

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I'd say he should use end to end encrypted communication, but my advice is probably lost on the data moloch.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

Data moloch is my new favorite term.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I think he is taller than me, which makes it appropriate to kick someone in the shins and balls

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Please don’t build a global empire based on class war

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

I already wasn't going to

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago