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submitted 10 months ago by onlinepersona@programming.dev to c/nottheonion@lemmy.ml

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[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 12 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

mr zucc seems to need some privacy

[–] p03locke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 9 months ago (1 children)

There's just something satisfying with the cadence and repetition of the headline, in a "Leopards Eating People's Faces Party" kind of way.

[–] unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz 1 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Works for me too, but I argue against bullshit mantras

Sorry forgot to add my lack of empathy for

[–] lurch@sh.itjust.works 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I'd say he should use end to end encrypted communication, but my advice is probably lost on the data moloch.

[–] SattaRIP@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 9 months ago

Data moloch is my new favorite term.

[–] unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I think he is taller than me, which makes it appropriate to kick someone in the shins and balls

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Get away from me

[–] unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Please don’t build a global empire based on class war

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

I already wasn't going to

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 9 months ago