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[–] ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 42 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

That's not what's actually going on. They're toads.

Edit:

[–] deranger@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 year ago

They’re being toad by the snake.

[–] Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 year ago

"this stool is kinda odd, but whatever" - toad

[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 28 points 1 year ago

toads have better access to public transportation than me

[–] shadow_wanker@lemmy.world 25 points 1 year ago

Lisan al gaib!

[–] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Why do they do this? Does it turn them on?

[–] Seleni@lemmy.world 30 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You’ve got that backwards. They’re turned on, and grabbing everything in sight.

[–] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 8 points 1 year ago

Ah that makes sense

[–] A_norny_mousse@feddit.org 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I like the way your mind works.

edit: apparently experts agree with you

[–] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I just can't think of another reason why a toad woud step on another animal's back. That's how they have sex after all. The female even carries the male around for a while. I think this could be close enough to do the trick for them. Like toads are not deep thinkers. They're definitely not up there to enjoy the scenery. And it's too many of them for it to be an accident. Yeah, I thought this through before commenting 😂

[–] huppakee@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 2 points 1 year ago

If only they knew 😔

[–] cholesterol@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Mating season. These guys will hump a rotten mango.

[–] A_norny_mousse@feddit.org 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I'm going to venture a guess: the snake is vegetarian, right?

edit: nope, the toads (this is a 3.5m python btw, so they're pretty large) are poisonous.

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Those toads must have a danger kink to hump a snake.

[–] floquant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 year ago

Thank you for this precious information

[–] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 year ago

One frog is gonna pay the Blood Price for this uber

[–] remer@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)