So everyone will just get matched with Nicole the fediverse chick? But that's already happening.
this post was submitted on 07 Apr 2025
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Why wait for an app? Just start posting personals ads in the comments under memes you like.
So like:
Hi, I’m Kualdir! But you can call me the Fediverse Guy :D
I’m a proud Dutch guy from the Netherlands (23 y/o)
I’m currently working hoping to own a home one day!
You can add me on Friendica: (N/A)
Join my discord here: (N/A)
Join me on matrix here: https://matrix.to/#/#kualdir:matrix.org
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Sup bb dtf? hmu fr
i'm the guy thinking of fucking
alternatively: i'm the guy thinking a
"Might."
"a"
This
Are you looking for male/female/or either?
one of these people is just thinking about fucking
AAAAAAAAAAAA
Main problem is, that it will either be a giant sausage party or you have to male it a gay/queer dating app.
sausage party
So basically like every other dating app too?
I should make a bi dating app. Where you don't know what sex you're getting until you get there and it's consisted bad manners to ask.
Maybe a bit worse than the rest
And people suddenly realising that looks do matter
Code switching is a thing.
I have my professional voice for work emails and meetings and stuff like that. I still joke, but usually it's the kind of mild humor that can be broadcast on TV no problem. I also avoid self deprecating humor on anything actually related to the job (I can still joke about being a bad dancer or singer or athlete or whatever).
I have my parent voice when dealing with my kids' schools, doctors, friends' parents, etc. Most of my jokes here are relatable parent humor.
I have my casual voice when dealing with strangers outside of work: friends of friends, neighbors, etc. I joke but don't really do anything with politics, religion, sex, profanity, etc.
And as I get to know friends, I have several distinct voices that I use, depending on our connection and their own style. I know whether they're on my wavelength for political humor, crass/sexual humor, etc. And perhaps most importantly, the style of humor: I'll make references to specific TV shows I know the other person loved (Simpsons, The Office, Tim Robinson, etc.), other specific interests (sports, programming, food), which style of online meme is popular with the other person, etc.
My wife has seen all of these parts of me. We still exchange funny stuff we find on the internet on our shared interests and style of humor, even if it's only a subset of all the things we find funny.
Why does this actually sound brilliant
Because we're sad and lonely.
How the frick are all of us lonely, what kind of a cruel prank of this
Capitalism, we buy more when we're sad and lonely to fill a void that can never be filled.
I have kinda been thinking about this a lot recently; I vent and say I can't find anyone and get told it's because I'm not going to bars or whatever to meet people.
The kind of person I would be compatible with wouldn't be at the bar, either. They would be here, on Lemmy, shitposting.
Yeah love a good shitpost.
hey now wait a minute
People on Tinder are already posting memes on their profiles
Now build it instead of posting memes.
Yes, build it!
Already exists: duolicious