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If you had a familiar, what would you choose and why? (lazysoci.al)

submitted 11 months ago by CheeseToastie@lazysoci.al to c/witchesvspatriarchy@lemmy.ca

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I know it's a cliche but I'm going for a cat. They're small, but can travel a distance, can go places undetected and they're just adorable 😍

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[–] klemptor@startrek.website 9 points 11 months ago

A crow because corvids are intelligent, social, and sassy 🖤

[–] apotheotic@beehaw.org 8 points 11 months ago

Cats are honestly overpowered so I agree. They also have fluffy little tummies that you can bury your face in and get clawed to shreds

[–] hangry@slrpnk.net 8 points 11 months ago

I'd go with a cockroach. Can fly, hide anywhere, survive anything, and report to me for juicy gossips.

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Racoon, then it can help do things and steal shit for me.

[–] llamapocalypse@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

I'd go crow or raven but for basically the same reasons!

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 6 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

If it isn't limited to, like, real animals, I'd want a faerie dragon from D&D.

[–] CheeseToastie@lazysoci.al 5 points 11 months ago

Oh that is an excellent choice! I think I'll swap that for my cat

[–] dumples@midwest.social 3 points 11 months ago

I was going to go with a helper monkey but I think faerie dragon is the best choice. Maybe a pseudodragon would be a good choice. An imp would be nice to freak people out as well as well as they can turn invisible.

[–] Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

Polar bear, because people would leave me the fuck alone.

[–] OneWomanCreamTeam@sh.itjust.works 5 points 11 months ago

Bernese Mountain dog for sure. I love those, and I know I would get along with it.

[–] Okokimup@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

Canada goose. You know why.

[–] dumples@midwest.social 2 points 11 months ago

I know it would be conspicuous but I would love a capuchin monkey so it could help me fetch things.

[–] Nemo@slrpnk.net 1 points 11 months ago

I was asked this at work recently "as an icebreaker" and I'll say now what I said then:

a great big fuck-off raven