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I know it's a cliche but I'm going for a cat. They're small, but can travel a distance, can go places undetected and they're just adorable ๐Ÿ˜

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[โ€“] tentaclenumber3@lemmy.ca 2 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago) (1 children)

A weevil. They're so cute. And they can sneak around.....I guess if anything happened to them they could magically regenerate. Or a kitty. But might I also suggest, an elf owl? They're the smallest owl species. :D

[โ€“] xorollo@leminal.space 1 points 16 hours ago

Rolly polly

[โ€“] xorollo@leminal.space 1 points 16 hours ago

This is me and my white goose familiar.

[โ€“] dumples@midwest.social 2 points 4 days ago

I know it would be conspicuous but I would love a capuchin monkey so it could help me fetch things.

[โ€“] Okokimup@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago

Canada goose. You know why.

[โ€“] hangry@slrpnk.net 8 points 1 week ago

I'd go with a cockroach. Can fly, hide anywhere, survive anything, and report to me for juicy gossips.

[โ€“] apotheotic@beehaw.org 8 points 1 week ago

Cats are honestly overpowered so I agree. They also have fluffy little tummies that you can bury your face in and get clawed to shreds

[โ€“] klemptor@startrek.website 8 points 1 week ago

A crow because corvids are intelligent, social, and sassy ๐Ÿ–ค

[โ€“] dumbass@leminal.space 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Racoon, then it can help do things and steal shit for me.

I'd go crow or raven but for basically the same reasons!

[โ€“] jerkface@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

My shadow. I have had to kill too many loved ones and I will never own an individual again.

[โ€“] Kolanaki@pawb.social 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

If it isn't limited to, like, real animals, I'd want a faerie dragon from D&D.

[โ€“] dumples@midwest.social 3 points 4 days ago

I was going to go with a helper monkey but I think faerie dragon is the best choice. Maybe a pseudodragon would be a good choice. An imp would be nice to freak people out as well as well as they can turn invisible.

[โ€“] CheeseToastie@lazysoci.al 5 points 1 week ago

Oh that is an excellent choice! I think I'll swap that for my cat

Bernese Mountain dog for sure. I love those, and I know I would get along with it.

Polar bear, because people would leave me the fuck alone.