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[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 hours ago

I have depression!

[–] [email protected] 32 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago)

THAT IS A LOT OF HOGS TO CRANK, BROTHER!!!!

HOPE YOU’VE BEEN DOING YOUR WRIST EXERCISES!!!! WOULDN’T WANNA GET THAT CARPET TUNNEL!!!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 13 hours ago

Aspiring ecoterrorists and 30-50 feral hogs are a match made in heaven.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 13 hours ago

Lesbians and personality disorder?!? I'm about to have tons of new friends!

[–] [email protected] 16 points 15 hours ago

Isn't this what Jesus did?

[–] [email protected] 48 points 19 hours ago

This is just your average D&D party

[–] [email protected] 6 points 15 hours ago

The hogs will never betray you. If they do, you were never running with the hogs to begin with.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Business tip for real alphas:
Befriend drug dealers. That's how successful people get drugs.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 17 hours ago

"Yeah yeah, I got you man, but listen to these beats I made first..."

[–] [email protected] 18 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

I'm actually only missing the feral hogs.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago)

Came to comment the same. But I did really connect with a turkey once on LSD

[–] [email protected] 14 points 19 hours ago

instructions unclear, i'm now friends with several dozen pig therians

[–] [email protected] 12 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

people w personality disorders

People will be my friend??

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 hours ago

I would be :3

[–] [email protected] 9 points 17 hours ago

Because one hog ain't enough, and two's too low, it is I, Thirty-To-Fifty-Hogg!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 19 hours ago

I would never befriend 29 feral hogs! 30-50, on the other hand...

[–] [email protected] 11 points 19 hours ago

I never actively sought this life, but I can definitely advocate for it

[–] [email protected] -4 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

All good advice except the personality disorder one. That my friend is going to be the one you are going to regret. Be safe out there.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

What the fuck? This is such an awful and stigmatising thing to say that oversimplifies what personality disorders are.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 hours ago

What's your solution? Please share

[–] [email protected] 5 points 13 hours ago