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I mean a cosmically fair tribunal.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Milchick, as manager of the severed floor, failed to maintain appropriate Occupational Health & Safety standards by allowing a firearm and ammunition to be available and removable from the sacrifice chamber without adequate controls.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

And I'm sure that bastard will use many large words in his eulogy for Drummond.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

It’s pronounced eu-goog-ooo-lee.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Oh, you speak Danish?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)

No one? Seems like it would fall under self defense. It was self defense and self preservation that made innie hold the gun on him, and the trigger was pulled on accident. If I were a lawyer I could probably find a relevant case.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago (2 children)

The Tribunal demands a conviction. The Napoleonic code seems silly from their perspective.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Why would a cosmically fair tribunal demand someone be found guilty? That doesn't seem fair at all if nobody was guilty. What code of ethics are they abiding by then?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

The demand for a guilty party comes from the same cosmic bung hole that the Lutherans pulled their theological stance on innie-souls from!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

If you agree with the self defense position, wouldn't that mean in this case that the person responsible for his death is himself?

Or if you're just asking who pulled the trigger, it seems like it was on the outie side of the transition.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago

Since the trigger was pulled accidentally because of the transition, wouldn't the one ultimately responsible be Jame Eagan, as he (on paper) is the inventor of the process?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

In some current jurisdictions, it would be manslaughter by the outie. He placed the weapon in a position that allowed the accidental discharge by the innie.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

The other way around, Innie placed the weapon, Outie pulled it.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

Potato, potato.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

It was a tragic elevator malfunction.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

Very close!

The correct answer is we will blame the elevator and send it to hell for this.