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Sekoia @lemmy.blahaj.zone English 56· 1 year ago
What do you mean Japan was never Emperor of the Holy Roman Empire?
Explore space, meet new people, kill them and eat them when they shoot your dog.
Read books, feed the door, dream the riddles answer, become one that will never die.
You're dead, everyone you meet is dead, the world itself is dead... And yet it just keeps going and getting worse, somehow.
E: I assure you, this is a game franchise and not just a metaphor for real life.
Dark souls, final answer
a bunch of dumbass scientists shove a cool crystal into a big device that somehow leads to several alien invasions.
you play as a weird 'slanky' thing (quoth markiplier), get eaten by a lizard, and lore back into existence
technically you can NOT be eaten by a lizard, but no one's ever done that
franchise
rain world
a sociopathic mammal gets elected as the president of the united states, and through the power of friendship defeats a rainbow cult on the moon by violently murdering its leader.
guy hates free beer
(okay, for all 'it's, this is really stretching it)
the franchise
free software