You're driving along and then you're struck by lightning and shrink.
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Don't be mean. I promise to do my best to judge that fairly.
What do you mean Japan was never Emperor of the Holy Roman Empire?
Explore space, meet new people, kill them and eat them when they shoot your dog.
Read books, feed the door, dream the riddles answer, become one that will never die.
- Pokemon
- ?
- My Hero Academia
- Attack on Titan
- Zelda?
- Animal Crossing
Pretty sure 5 is Artemis Fowl.
But that's a good description of that series, or at least the first book. So it's a pretty bad, bad description.
a bunch of dumbass scientists shove a cool crystal into a big device that somehow leads to several alien invasions.
a sociopathic mammal gets elected as the president of the united states, and through the power of friendship defeats a rainbow cult on the moon by violently murdering its leader.
You're dead, everyone you meet is dead, the world itself is dead... And yet it just keeps going and getting worse, somehow.
E: I assure you, this is a game franchise and not just a metaphor for real life.
Dark souls, final answer