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[–] electrotabby@piefed.social 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That GDP growth must be giving a warm, fuzzy feeling when you start your shift at the third job to pay your medical debt.

[–] MNByChoice@midwest.social 4 points 1 week ago

Shouldn't have take that elective emergency heart bypass...