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Toy Story 5 is propaganda made by Disney to avoid a drop in merchandise sales (lemmy.ca)

submitted 5 months ago by FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca to c/jokeconspiracy@lemmy.ca

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Movies owned by the Disney company generate a lot of merchandise: Disney, Pixar, Marvel, Star Wars. But technology is leading to a decrease in the sale of physical toys. What better way to get kids interested in toys again than a movie about how the toys are sad kids are neglecting them in favour of technology.

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[–] kent_eh@lemmy.ca 3 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

They have the misfortune to see everyone they care about get old and die, while they linger on

Dragons live forever, but not so little boys.

Painted wings and giant's rings make way for other toys

One gray night it happened, Jackie Paper came no more

And Puff, that mighty dragon, he ceased his fearless roar