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[–] Tarquinn2049@lemmy.world 59 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

And the store clerk was kind enough to quickly screen shot it for him as soon as it came in? Like, oh I know this guy is gonna want to remember this moment, and share it on the internet, cuz it's clearly a really funny joke that I'm just not in on yet.

He made up a story around it to make you think it's a fake text but he actually just shits himself everyday.

[–] Tehhund@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago

You really think someone would do that? Just go on the internet and tell lies?

[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Notifications stay around until you tap on them or swipe them away. In the notification center at least.

[–] Tarquinn2049@lemmy.world 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

But they stop saying "now" pretty quickly.

[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 3 points 2 weeks ago

Ooh right didn't notice that

[–] skisnow@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 weeks ago