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[–] Eeyore_Syndrome@sh.itjust.works 61 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Anything more than a chicken tender, piece of broccoli and a small tortilla, is gluttony I say!

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 25 points 2 months ago

Shouldn't you be eating gruel , peasant?

[–] deathbird@mander.xyz 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I don't know, I think you should be able to eat another thing. Maybe one other thing.

[–] kittenzrulz123@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 months ago

Ah yes the famous food, one other thing. But hey at least the DOW is up

[–] Clent@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 months ago

I hear some of the poors own more than one fork.