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Leopards Ate My Face

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Playing FF7 with my kids and we ran into this chump working for shinra who is now surprised they’re doing a terrorism

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[–] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Honestly? This is A+ as a one-off. I wasn't even thinking about fictional LAMF writing Rule 6, but it's a cool bit of levity when the community is (justifiably) swamped with US politics. Thanks!

[–] wavebeam@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

lol I’m glad people are enjoying what could easily be considered a shitpost.

I must be honest: I did not consider looking at the rules before posting. I just read them now and found that I am not violating them unless you strictly consider the implication of rule 6 to be real history.

Anyway yeah I’m not looking to flood the sub with fictional leopard-eaten faces. There’s a strong possibility I never post here again just because that’s not really my jam but I do enjoy the sub! I’m thrilled people are enjoying the levity here!