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BIG (like Americans) IF TRUE (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 month ago by Godric@lemmy.world to c/2northamerican4you@sh.itjust.works

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[–] BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago (3 children)

The US would have to be made of milk. Idk what the conversion rate is, but we're talking a couple of feet of milk on the ground at all times.

I mean you'd have to make the cheese just for a spot of dry land.

Eventually, the milk would overcome the US and then the World.

It's the Milky Way.

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Cows aren't the only critters with teats yknow

[–] kalpol@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I have nipples, Greg

Also your username, Round Rock by chance?

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Closer to Pecos but hey

[–] Warl0k3@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Wasn't this the exact plot of a danger mouse cartoon...?

[–] hector@lemmy.today 1 points 1 month ago

Also a simpsons episode, Homer somehow stumbles on the mob milking rats with machines in some building they were selling to the schools on a contract. Forget what happened after that.

[–] leftzero@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 month ago

What does milk have to do with American “cheese”..?