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[–] lka1988@sh.itjust.works 32 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (6 children)

Step 1: Back up important files
Step 2: boot from live Linux USB
Step 3: dd if=/dev/zero of=/dev/nvmeX && dd if=/dev/urandom of=/dev/nvmeX Repeat as many times as you wish

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