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[โ€“] VitoRobles@lemmy.today 32 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Pretty much.

If OP had something incriminating, they would already have the paperwork they need to grab it.

Police knocking on your door is hoping you would give them information to arrest you. Proper swat team breaking down your door means they already had it.

ICE doesn't count. They're not cops.

[โ€“] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 3 points 12 hours ago

Yeah, you can tell a cop is fishing because they're talking to you. If they thought they could get what they want without talking to you they'd just be arresting you or doing violence to you