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[โ€“] irelephant@anarchist.nexus 42 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Irl they'd just refuse to leave, and maybe shoot your dog.

Irl they've already bugged your home and the train arrives 0800 tomorrow morning, you will never be seen again.