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Anon hangs out with a coworker (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 day ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] DempstersBox@lemmy.world 5 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

I have scavenged furniture for years. Furnished houses and apartments and squats and warehouses and busses.

Have never knock on wood had bedbugs.

Learn what they and their eggs look like and inspect the shit you're grabbing first.

Once passed on a really nice couch in a nice neighborhood, because I spotted a half of an ass of one.

The stained old victorian style couch in the winco parking lot was fine though, lol

[–] Washedupcynic@lemmy.ca 4 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago)

Eggs visible to the naked eye, but you're looking for something the size of a pinhead. An adult is about the size of an apple seed. Edit - this site has some good pictures of what they look like I am farsighted, so with my vision I'd never spot them even with my glasses on.