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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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[–] IntrovertTurtle@lemmy.zip 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Or, perhaps, it's the most relieving kind of life?

He doesn't want for anything. Not a goddamn thing. As long as he has plumbing, electricity, and access to the internet (for porn mostly), he is content.

No envy, no expectation, just bliss that you get to exist, and Jack off to an infinite library of nudes.

[–] ArgumentativeMonotheist@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Is he some sort of hobo philosopher a la Diogenes, sharing his insights? An ascetic monk, deep in meditation whenever he's not working and wanting for nothing? Idk, it didn't seem that way to me. I'll give you that he leads a very ecological life, but it seems to be more the result of poor financial choices. Maybe he's working this hard to give it all to charity every month, who knows? But I bet that's not what's happening (probably gambles or drinks or smokes his money away), and as such this is just a sad and aimless life.

[–] jaennaet@sopuli.xyz 4 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

deep in ~~meditation~~ masturbation