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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon is often depressed.
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Anon hangs out with a coworker (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 day ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] yakko@feddit.uk 38 points 1 day ago (1 children)

He's not a hedonist, he's depressed. I know how good porn is, but it's not healthy to only have one activity and no people in your life.

[–] ArgumentativeMonotheist@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I mean, his life revolves around wanking and sleeping... Two things can be true, TBF.

[–] yakko@feddit.uk 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

When I hear hedonist, the first thing I tend to think of is the actual philosophy by that name. I don't think Epicurus or Hobbes would have appreciated being lumped in with an ascetic devotee of Onan.

[–] ArgumentativeMonotheist@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

An ascetic devotee of Onan? 😅 You have a way with words, yakko.

[–] yakko@feddit.uk 9 points 1 day ago

Is it not written that Yakko yaks?