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[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

doesn't need any particular structure.

Ofc it does. You still haven't given a single example of these things you pretend can be true. (Which they aren't.)

Stories do have a beginning middle and end. That's what a narrative structure means. No matter how much you break fourth walls or film a movie like Memento, it still has a start an end and a beginning, as does 2001. (Which I never said I disliked or liked, just to reiterate as you got me confused with someone else there.)

I read plenty of books and watch films that have no clear linear narrative, a

"no clean linear narrative" doesn't mean it's not a narrative with a start and an end

Just like no-one would describe you as (I'm just assuming gender now but whatever doesn't make the point any different) a handsome and successful man, but I still think you can be described as a man (or a woman).

So your "no clear linear" is just shifting goalposts.

a particular story structure, doesn't mean that's the only type of structure that is valid.

And why would it? But see, even you point out the alternative is other story STRUCTURES because stories have structures. Mainly a beginning and an end, when you generalise enough. But narrative stories do have structure.

You've still not given a simple example or a narrative story without a beginning a middle and an end, have you?

Oh little babby is trying to be condescending while talking utter shite out of his arse, how adorable.

I point to literally all stories. Just because some narratives are more convoluted than others doesn't mean they don't begin and end, dumbo.

Oh you do give an example... of what you point out isn't a story as such. Because it's not a narrative. Did I ever say all written art is stories? I don't think I did. But I get it.. You're not here to argue or with an open mind. You just said something dumb and now refuse to accept you did.