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The van arrives outside the premiere of Melania the Movie. Velma pushes away the velvet rope and the kids push their way through the crowd of 3 people reaching Melania Trump. She's seated at an empty autograph booth.
"Rare she is. RAB ER." Shouts Scooby.
The gang piles on Melania as she tries to escape. The scene explodes into a dust cloud with arms and legs poking out.
The commotion stops and Fred is holding Melania while she struggles weakly.
Shaggy pulls on the top of Melania's head revealing she's wearing a mask
"Jankies, it's old man Carney."
"Drat! You stupid kids ruined a 30 year plan to crash the USA and see the rise of Canada. The plan was complete and working. I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you meddling kids."
"Ruh Roh!" exclaims Scooby Doo.
That was great!