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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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[–] Infernal_pizza@lemmy.dbzer0.com 28 points 2 days ago (3 children)

I feel like the difficulty in poisoning someone is not obtaining the poison in the first place but the delivery and getting away with it

[–] WolfLink@sh.itjust.works 15 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (3 children)

Hmm this person knew the victim, had a motive, and was really into mycology, and the autopsy had signs of poisoning from a rare mushroom…

[–] Redjard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Good deniability though.
Be publicly into micology and commonly collect mushrooms to cook when you have guests over.
Only issue would be to somehow plausably not poison yourself to death. Maybe taking little enough you survive.

And take care you aren't quite known as fully competent, spread the air of knowledge without any solid proof or association.
I'll look like you were a sham and amateur overestimating themselves.

Or just accidentally run them over with a car.

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Redjard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 day ago

Shitty job.
She lied, behaved irrationally, couldn't get her story straight ahead of time, scenario too implausible.

You gotta admit fault, hate yourself for killing everyone. Buying poisonous mushrooms is implausible, admit you got them yourself right away, admit accidentally killing them. Swear to never touch mushrooms again.

And find a better excuse for not poisoning yourself, noone individually prepares mushroom sauce per person.

[–] Mistakes@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 day ago

I guess manslaughter does have a smaller sentence than murder 1

[–] scytale@piefed.zip 2 points 1 day ago

I mean, anyone reading this thread right now has enough information to know that this thing is deadly, so you don’t need to be into mycology to find a way to weaponize it since it can easily be mistaken as edible.

[–] arrow74@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 day ago

I typically don't broadcast my hobbies and my friends wouldn't speak with the police as a general police

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Could always shoot a ricin dart from an umbrella gun. 🤷‍♂️

[–] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 3 points 1 day ago

Just 3d print it, I guess.

[–] arrow74@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 days ago

Here I made you some mushroom pasta!