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'I never thought leopards would eat MY face,' sobs woman who voted for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party.

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‘I Voted for Trump’: Now My Family Lumber Mill in North Carolina Is Closed, 50 Jobs Lost to Tariffs (thedailyadda.com)

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[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

And I rapped my knuckles and the Trump one hurt more

i cannot parse this. he did something to his knuckles (rapped i usually think of as like knocking on a door. [Source: E. A. Poe, The Raven.] but maybe someone from North Carolina can help with this dialect's variant?) and it hurt more when he knocked for Krasnov? So he voted Krasnov because pain equals vote? Something tells me if he rapped his knuckles and Harris hurt more he'd've thought up a way that meant vote for Krasnov anyways.