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[–] MNByChoice@midwest.social 17 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

OP needs a new therapist using a different therapy style. Keep trying folks. (I have my favorites, but so does everyone.)

[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 15 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

finding a good therapist is like dating, but you gotta pay for dates. it's hard finding one that's good for you.

[–] WraithGear@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

if op had the bandwidth to treat going to therapy like dating, they probably would not be a virgin, and would possibly not need therapy

sucks so much that finding good therapy is so hard, and way too much effort for for those who barely have the capacity to get one.

[–] RamenJunkie@midwest.social 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Why pay for therapy when you can pay for sex?

[–] WraithGear@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

i doubt that would fix the problem they are in therepy for

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 2 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

You must not live in America.

[–] OneWomanCreamTeam@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

What, you think we get free healthcare here? Like some kind of civilized country?

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Huh? They were saying that in response to the other person implying that you don't have to pay for therapy.

[–] MNByChoice@midwest.social 0 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I think they were implying you don't have to pay for dates...

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

No, they explicitly said you have to pay for dates.

[–] MNByChoice@midwest.social 3 points 2 weeks ago

Ah fuck, you are right.

I parsed it differently and changed the meaning of "dates" mid-sentence, which one shouldn't do when reading.

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 1 points 2 weeks ago

I know we don't get free health care here. I spent days fighting to get my insurance situation fixed because I'm disabled and the American corporate healthcare quagmire suuuuucks.

[–] Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

OP is definitely lying about how this conversation went down