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[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 15 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

Ok great, next time your kid hits me I'm going to hit him back.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

So like, I've trained martial arts briefly, right? It's really important not to train your "I'm in danger" instincts away, because they can protect you. However, this can unfortunately lead to you punting a 7 year old.

[–] Bonsoir@lemmy.ca 26 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

You're an adult. Just bring your own calming banana. Duh!

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 18 points 11 hours ago

hits the kid with the banana

"Calm the fuck down!"

[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 7 points 12 hours ago

Unfortunately I don't possess any banana related super powers.