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[–] LittleBorat3@lemmy.world 15 points 10 hours ago (3 children)

I have a solution for the toiletpaper thing: butt showering.

[–] JcbAzPx@lemmy.world 4 points 6 hours ago

So the least efficient bidet?

[–] miraclerandy@lemmy.world 4 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Get your body in a routine of popping before you shower and you never have to wipe again. Assuming you clean out your butt in the shower, of course.

[–] LittleBorat3@lemmy.world 3 points 7 hours ago

That's what I meant. If your digestion does not kick into overdrive every morning upon smelling fresh coffee, what are you doing with your life?

[–] sirico@feddit.uk 3 points 8 hours ago (1 children)
[–] LittleBorat3@lemmy.world 2 points 7 hours ago

You take your hot and cold faucet and make the perfect mixture of water that has just the right temperature and then you wash your ass with it.

The wordplays afterwards are optional.