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[–] Zink@programming.dev 23 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Ok so instead of breaking the US up into the United states of Canada and Jesusland, I am totally cool with something like The Green States of America Land.

We could be a good neighbor to Canada and slowly transition Jesusland off of all the welfare money.

[–] FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

slowly transition Jesusland off of all the welfare money

Jesusland is exceedingly ungrateful for the generosity of California. (and New York.)

[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 months ago (2 children)
[–] AA5B@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Just build all our factories there (like we already do). They’ll think they’re getting good jobs, but we’ll be paying third world wages and with none of those pesky worker safety or environmental protection rules. Let them live in the polluted hellscape they keep voting for

[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 months ago

I think I'd rather depend on China for that.

[–] Zink@programming.dev 2 points 4 months ago

Very carefully.