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[–] FreddiesLantern@leminal.space 10 points 5 days ago (2 children)

My group consists of veterans to newcomers (it’s always such an honour).

Me: ok guys so you’re all captured by the local law enforcement/gestapo and escorted to the city gates towards the prison district.

Most players: oh no what do we do? Let’s carefully plan something.

New player once the doors unlock: * starts graciously doing acrobatics all over the place killing guards and even kissing a guard while she stabs him in the neck.

Like goddamnit guys, the clue was gestapo guards taking you away. The new one gets it!!!!

[–] jounniy@ttrpg.network 2 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

I can now confidently say that I am a Veteran because I have no idea how the players should’ve known to just start murdering people.

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