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My group consists of veterans to newcomers (it’s always such an honour).
Me: ok guys so you’re all captured by the local law enforcement/gestapo and escorted to the city gates towards the prison district.
Most players: oh no what do we do? Let’s carefully plan something.
New player once the doors unlock: * starts graciously doing acrobatics all over the place killing guards and even kissing a guard while she stabs him in the neck.
Like goddamnit guys, the clue was gestapo guards taking you away. The new one gets it!!!!
I can now confidently say that I am a Veteran because I have no idea how the players should’ve known to just start murdering people.