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[–] evol@lemmy.today 105 points 1 day ago (2 children)

The mind of a right winger can not be comprehended by mortal minds

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago

The mind of a right winger works like this:

  1. find guy who shares all your worst attributes
  2. Worship said guy and post-hoc rationalize everything he does.
[–] Insekticus@aussie.zone 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It's like trying to understand the logical thought process of the Giant African Snail. There is none.

[–] FoolishObserver@lemmy.world 28 points 1 day ago

"I find her attractive. She must have a penis!"

  • their thoughts, probably