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[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 150 points 1 day ago (1 children)

After being detained and released by ICE, Arnoldo’s family took him to Texas Children’s Hospital, where staff moved him to a trauma unit after identifying signs of the chokehold, according to ProPublica. Records show that doctors ordered dozens of CT scans and x-rays, including for his head, neck, and spine. His family says that the agents threatened to charge Arnoldo with assaulting an officer if his dad didn’t agree to be deported. The father is now in Mexico.

[–] Hypnotoad_@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] limelight79@lemmy.world 3 points 21 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Hypnotoad_@sh.itjust.works 2 points 17 hours ago

From Wikipedia

A police officer (also called policeman or policewoman, cop, officer or constable) is a warranted law employee of a police force. In most countries, police officer is a generic term not specifying a particular rank. In some, the use of the rank officer is legally reserved for military personnel

I think of a cop like porn, you know it when you see it

These mother fucking ICE assholes are cops