this post was submitted on 12 Jan 2026
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do i get a medal for never having been there in the first place?
I gotchu bud π₯
thanks!! π«Άπ
Is there a club? Can I join?
I saw the original 140 character limit and thought: "I need to be able to write things that amuse, explain, or matter. That's nowhere near enough." Sure, "brevity is the essence of wit" but that's too brief and I'm not that witty.
"I need five whole paragraphs to tell a joke."
-You
Better Nate than Lever!
is this a mechanical engineering joke ?
It's the longest joke in the world.
It looks like they managed it in only one paragraph.