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[–] Akh@lemmy.world 159 points 1 day ago (3 children)

When an ancient philosopher predating the birth of Jesus is too “woke” for your institution of higher learning, I have to question the educational value of said institution.

[–] scarabic@lemmy.world 2 points 9 hours ago

Beware the man with one book.

[–] hector@lemmy.today 2 points 12 hours ago

I guess that radical leftist alexander the great will be next, he had man lovers.

[–] HobbitFoot@thelemmy.club 54 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Texas has to reduce the input of Thomas Jefferson as an Enlightenment philosopher because he was too woke as a slaveowner.

[–] hector@lemmy.today 2 points 12 hours ago

Because he beefed with the church.