this post was submitted on 12 Jan 2026
133 points (97.8% liked)
Privacy
3424 readers
265 users here now
Icon base by Lorc under CC BY 3.0 with modifications to add a gradient
founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
view the rest of the comments
If You’re an introvert and on the outside: the door bell will realize the struggle to make social contact and ring for you, no actions needed. If you’re the introvert on the inside, it will automatically decline visitors.
/s
And if you're a cow it'll inseminate you.