this post was submitted on 09 Jan 2026
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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's because the furries in IT finally made real protogens and RAM is the only thing they can eat.

[–] cm0002@toast.ooo 10 points 1 week ago (2 children)

WHO THE FUCK TOLD YOU‽ Fucking damnit, it was fucking Larry wasn't it‽

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 7 points 1 week ago

Uh, hello? Furry? I was informed by the newsletter, of course.

Ellison is too smart to let that slip. Must've been Donald... ...yeah, that one!