Our cat kneads my husband's arm when it's bedtime. Right arm, never the left one. It must remain outside the covers and easily accessible, but not moving, until said cat has decided he's done kneading it. This usually takes about ten minutes. No one is allowed to pet the cat while this is happening, or interrupt the kneading in any way.

[–] Oaksey@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

If our cat is offered food with one tin or pouch in my right hand and another in my left, she will always nudge the one in my right hand.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 4 points 6 days ago

He's enslaved by a cat.