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Tay Zonday of 'Chocolate Rain' fame used to follow me on Twitter. πŸ’ͺ

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 43 points 1 week ago (5 children)

I'm pretty sure I am Lemmy's most commentest user.

[–] lena 10 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (3 children)

I ran this query on my Lemmy db:

select name from person order by (select COUNT(*) from comment where creator_id = person.id) DESC LIMIT 100;

and got back the following:

              name              
-------------------------------
 FlyingSquid
 DrFactboy_GPT2
 JohnnyTruant_GPT2
 Luna_GPT2
 RandyChadson_GPT2
 Charlemirus_GPT2
 Jemmy_GPT2
 UnderpantsWeevil
 Kolanaki
 PugJesus
 prole
 homesweethomeMrL
 DragonTypeWyvern
 jordanlund
 shalafi
 HeyThisIsntTheYMCA
 possiblylinux127
 MediaBiasFactChecker
 USA_JUST_SAY_NO
 givesomefucks
 sunzu2
 anon6789
 some_guy
 CharlesDarwin
 finitebanjo
 SlackShaolin
 threelonmusketeers
 grue
 Valmond
 Tollana1234567
 sugar_in_your_tea
 NoMoreTrds
 SpaceNoodle
 Lost_My_Mind
 gravitas_deficiency
 Cowbee
 TrickDacy
 NoneOfUrBusiness
 TachyonTele
 captainlezbian
 ininewcrow
 Diplomjodler3
 SnotFlickerman
 aeronmelon
 TropicalDingdong
 Ensign_Crab
 Maeve
 DmMacniel
 spankmonkey
 Treczoks
 technocrit
 Semi_Hemi_Demigod
 A_norny_mousse
 corsicanguppy
 otter
 CanadaPlus
 ivanafterall
 Kolanaki
 tal
 Maggoty
 Ledericas
 JackbyDev
 Nougat
 SatansMaggotyCumFart
 Sunshine
 Anticorp
 Reverendender
 just_another_person
 ummthatguy
 superkret
 Dasus
 Deceptichum
 phoenixz
 pelespirit
 unexposedhazard
 FuglyDuck
 Saleh
 rumschlumpel
 AA5B
 HubertManne
 GreenKnight23
 southsamurai
 Viking_Hippie
 captain_aggravated
 jet
 catloaf
 Zachariah
 Lemminary
 sp3ctr4l
 bjoern_tantau
 Sanctus
 Swedneck
 IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol
 federalreverse
 Gradually_Adjusting
 RememberTheApollo_
 Flax_vert
 echodot
 OpenStars
 30p87
(100 rows)

though this stat is only since my instance's creation. Maybe someone with an older instance should run this query to get a better insight.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 9 points 6 days ago (2 children)

I gotta work harder to beat the AI. And FlyingSquid unless he was also an AI... πŸ€”

[–] nylo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)

pretty sure he wasn't, kinda insane he's still at the top with how long he's been gone...

[–] lena 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Does anyone know why he left?

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 5 points 6 days ago

Mental health and he moved to a different country, IIRC.

You’re on there twice that’s fucking hilarious.

[–] GrantUsEyes@lemmy.zip 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I recognize a lot of these names, which only tells me I'm too, chronically online.

[–] lena 4 points 6 days ago

Or that Lemmy is small :P

[–] HobbitFoot@thelemmy.club 2 points 6 days ago

I have mixed feelings about not being on the list.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

My Lemmy.world account has more and flying squid had about five times that.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Mine would be 3 or 4 times more if I could have combined it with my original Yiffit account and my World account, both of which are older than this one.

Also: Since when is 13k higher than 15k?

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

15k? I saw like 9.9!

Plus if we combined accounts UM would have you beat by a hundred times over.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Federation hiccups?

UniversalMonk doesn't count for 2 reasons:

  1. It's all pretty much just spam

  2. Most people probably block the tool.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

How much time do you spend commenting in hexbear and lemmygrad?

I look forward to and savor your comments and now you’re telling me I have to catch up on over six thousand of them?

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Zero. I have both of those blocked, and they're also defederated from Pawb.Social.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I’m impressed I always had you pegged as a closeted commie.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

I'm an straight up anarchist. Like... A real one, not the cosplay authoritarian kind or the kind that thinks it just means pure chaos.

[–] Prathas@lemmy.zip 1 points 5 days ago

or the kind that thinks it just means pure chaos.

Wouldn't those be non-anarchists?

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Do you maybe want to cosplay an authoritarian kind of anarchist with me?

I’ll dress up like a bee.

You are known as "the furry user" in my mind xD

Very memorable

Thank you for your service, I often worry that I'm too active here but seeing other people who comment more is reassuring

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

I get worried when I see you in posts after posts, where I also comment in, and I'm like 'he's gonna think I'm stalking him'.

The fact that you are just constantly online makes me feel a little better :p

[–] atx_aquarian@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Nah, don't worry, you don't act like a stalker.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 4 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Haha such a silly thought that you are stalking me.

It's the other way around. 😈

[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I’m not stalking you also, but my Lemmy client tells me I have voted your comments at a total of +156

[–] Prathas@lemmy.zip 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 5 days ago

Voyager! The best I’ve tried for sure.

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)